Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum — either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.
Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character “Twill Ongenbone” fakes a degree in archaeology, but she quickly regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Steve asks Stan questions about Stan’s past for a school project, but is shocked by what he hears.
Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the “perfect bosom” on which to place it.